alvxandra:

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i’ve never seen something so accurate

m4ge:

Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

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dutchster:

guys i got this new dildo but i’m not sure how it works?

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bitchesaloud:
foreveralone-lyguy:

Isn’t nature beautiful
gifss-heaveen:

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tv2720atzx8n80h157cn8uy72xjg:

PLEASE
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