juliansballclenchingfalsetto:

*debates whether to buy something* *imagines aziz ansari saying β€œtreat yo self”* *treats self*

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train
mitch-the-snow-prince:

Someone had to draw this exact frame.
trolliweirdlyawesome:

Bad Fall Fashions. 
  1. Person: I hate musicals
  2. Person: They're so gay
  3. Me:
  4. Person:
  5. Me:
  6. Cop: Can you tell me what happened?
  7. Me: He ran into my knife.
  8. Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
  9. Ensemble out of nowhere: HE HAD IT COMIN'
draculahs